Funny Birthday Wishes: Text Messages and SMS for Whatsapp and Facebook
Unique funny and hilarious birthday wishes text message sms for friends.
20 years ago today, because of your appearance, only to make this world from the warm, beautiful, lovely! Happy birthday to you!
Squeeze the happiness into the juice, to stir the warm flour, add a happy flavor, with a sincere small fire baking, and accompanied by a happy cream, decorated with sweet sweet ornaments, do a cake to you, I wish you a happy birthday!
The sea ah his mother is the water, spider ah all his mother is the legs, pepper ah really his mother spicy mouth, know you ah really his mother did not regret it. Wish you a happy birthday, every day happy from ear to ear!
When I wiped the lamp three times, the lights God asked me what wish? I said: I want you to help me bless a person who is looking at text messages, hope that people happy birthday, always happy
Give you the evaluation: very enthusiastic, nine independent, eight wise, seven aura, six romantic, five working days, four friends, three lazy, two people who love you and a person you love! Wish you a happy birthday!
Although the past road is rough, the future is carrying you and I fly together dream, birthday, is a starting point, everything from here, everything will be better
A few days gone, you kid so big pinch. You kid this growth rate, comparable to the longevity also! (Of course, you like the sun god, the beauty.
Lonely day, I will see you in the moon, I am very excited! I shouted your name, “you really do not change the pig, how come to the moon came?”
Are you happy today? I know you must say unhappy, because my blessing has not arrived, send you a birthday present. I hope you have today, the age of today.
Today, your birthday, send you a birthday fried egg, so fast full of your body. Bad luck are gradually to go. Oh Oh is not very touched!
Birthday blessing you today, God of Wealth chasing you every day, the boss every day to pay attention to you, the disease I hide you, happiness always with you, everything always follows you!
Today is your birthday, in order to express congratulations, all female and female bathroom are free to open to you, welcome to visit!
Today is your birthday, I want to go to the mountains to see you, but I am not enough effort, I want to ride a boat to find you, but I am not enough money, so I only stand on the roof opposite the mountain you big Shouting: “Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday, want to be with you too. Roses bloom, so you come back. Happy birthday, happy forever.
It is said that ** years ago today, there is a very lovely angel reincarnation came to earth. She is smart and smart. After experiencing the life of up to ** years of ups and downs, she became mature and beautiful, she has become the mainstream of society … and this is her ***. Here, please allow me to congratulate you on your growth, please let me by God’s heart with the most sincere tone to say to you: Happy Birthday!
No sweet cake, colorful wine, rich gifts, melodious birthday song, do not regret, you have the world’s most sincere blessing, happy birthday!
You ran ann-turn on the runway of your breath. Today, again to the starting point. are you tired? Take a break Tomorrow you will start a new circle. And my blessing in China, will, as always, standing on the runway for you to cheer.
Your birthday is coming, I will send you a long, forever pass the gift, diamonds, can not afford! Preservatives, boring! Do not guess, tell you, is sent from my inner blessing!
are you happy? You will certainly say: “My birthday is of course happy.” I said: “No.” Do not wonder, because of less of my blessing ah. Wish you a happy birthday, but also happy every day. You can be beautiful!
You are good in my hometown, I am not very good here, although you are separated by a few hundred meters, but I still wish you: Happy birthday!
do you know? Now birthday is not required gifts, because my blessing is better than all the gifts, if you despise, put me to you! happy Birthday!
You are the most lovely, I said too late to think, and think later or say that pig happy birthday!
One year spent similar, each year is different. Wake up and realize that the dream is not a dream, eyebrows wrinkles and heavy. On the day of your birthday, only hope that you can be happy, healthy, beautiful, happy birthday!
Beggar: sister, I did not eat two days, and can give some cake? Sister: cake I am only rice here. Beggars: if the usual no problem, but today is my birthday!
The whole world is happy for this day because that day is the day you bring every one a joy because this day is your birthday, happy birthday
The sun and the moon reincarnation, the ups and downs of the tide, everything is endless; very happy again to today – your birthday, the ordinary reincarnation, I wish you have extraordinary happiness, I wish you a happy birthday! Everything goes well!
If I have one million I will send you 999999 I have a million it no so I can only send a text message with a darling a happy birthday
Happy birthday! I wish you to see the Cupid today, go out to meet the great beauty, bowed up to pick up a hundred dollars, go home to steal the shit! Haha!
Happy birthday, smiling, laughter and live.
Happy birthday, I wish you up to see the Cupid today, go out to meet the big beauty, bow pick up bundle notes, go home to steal the shit! Hahahahaha!
When the world is cold! Can live to this year is not easy ah! Who is not such a dead skin to live? Do not have any ideas, live it! Happy Birthday!
Your birthday is very happy and happy, congratulations you have a long year of wrinkles … … from the face of the fold and a step closer friends … …
Give you a feces since the feces of the most important gift. You will eat a pound, please contain. If a number of feces is not enough, but also please self
Hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you 10 million asked and greetings, this is the most valuable “shabby”!
I sing “Happy Birthday to you” song approached you, expressed my prayer, share your happiness, and then listen to that belongs to your youth echo … …
On behalf of the State Council, the leaders of the party and the state warmly congratulate you on your birthday and hope that you will carry out the spirit and make persistent efforts to meet the next birthday with the guidance of the important ideas of the three representatives.
I will not forget this special day, I deliberately called the sun to the happy sunshine sprinkled on you, I also specifically called the moon tonight to give you a sweet dream, I wish you a happy birthday.
I am pondering the day to calculate your birthday, three days in advance all vegetarian. Who knows you have a phone call. Oh, I have not eaten breakfast, I can only hungry belly to you: birthday chopsticks off!
I asked the air for the postman, my deep thoughts bound into a parcel, printed on the real postmark, 37 degrees constant temperature courier, the recipient is you. Happy Birthday!
I wrote your name in the sky Happy birthday, but was taken away by the wind; write your name on the beach Happy birthday, but was taken away by the waves; in the street to write your name I wish you Happy birthday, but I was taken away by the police. Please come with a birthday red card to the police will release me.
Dedicated to my life the most important pig: May you happy happy, fortunate blessing, white fat, cocoa love, healthy and healthy, those who love you
The heart to, think, see, smell, hear, people to, hands to, feet to, say, do, get, time to, your gift did not come, first spread my blessing. happy Birthday!
Breath in the life of the runway ran N laps. Today, again to the starting point. are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new circle. And I will, as always, standing on the runway for your cheer
A lady into a pet shop, to buy a puppy sweater. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy to see the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on the day of his birthday.
There are eating and drinking a car, happy happy and happy; can run to Britain can sleep, solid and healthy; know cold know warm and warm, the United States and the United States happy; Haha happy birthday my friends happy with you Your birthday for you more than three!
There is a word has not dared to say to you, but when you do not say no chance when your birthday: you really hate … … pleasing, never tired!
Is a beautiful start, I wish my devout blessing, bring you a successful year, I wish you a happy birthday!
Ready to sing: a mouse, a mouse, run slowly, run slowly, only one ear, there is a big belly, really strange, really strange 🙂 happy birthday! 🙂
May you be happy to enjoy the rest of your day and make up for your hard work this year.
May the special love be given to you, the special day, give you a special blessing, happy birthday, happy every day!
In your birthday that is, wish the cause of the afternoon, the body as a tiger, the money is numerous, work is not hard, leisurely like a mouse, romantic like music, happy you
On the day of your birthday, I would like to say to you: “Pig! Happy Birthday” plus a pack of “thought more things!
This time the main information has two purposes, one is to practice fingering, the second is at the risk of being exposed to the life of the radiation to tell me the blessing! Finally, a gift of a unique technical content: happy birthday. Do not laugh, serious!
This season is particularly blooming and beautiful, you can see, it is because I use the emotion in the water, just waiting for your birthday gift you, may you like.
At this moment, I have the deepest thoughts. Let the clouds take full of blessings, embellishment you sweet dream, may you like a warm and romantic birthday! Know that you are faster than the birthday, and want a gift straight to say, say, say ah ……………… SMS read the time has passed
Know that you are faster than the birthday, and want a straightforward thing to say, say, say ah … SMS read the prescription has passed.
